Posted 7 months ago

Then Wheatley met a dinosaur! :D

Posted 7 months ago

Waiting at the airport.

Posted 8 months ago

Wheatley has a bow-tie now. 

Bow-ties are cool.

Posted 8 months ago

Wheatley, stop being a hipster.

Posted 8 months ago

He’s a bloody genius.

Posted 8 months ago
Why, yes, Wheatley, it is a nice day out.

Why, yes, Wheatley, it is a nice day out.

Posted 8 months ago

Wheatley is excited to be going home with me (where there will be cake).

He needs to buckle the fuck up. This is Georgia. We don’t put up with that shit.

Posted 8 months ago

Wheatley wtf are you doing, you lazy bum

GTFO of my bed D:<

Posted 8 months ago

Wheatley, why are you studying calculus?

No one does that for fun.

No one.

Posted 8 months ago

WHEATLEY, YOU ARE DRUNK.